The Filter, Unfiltered

(What follows for paid subscribers is the transcript, and the audio, of a podcast episode/video that will be posted later this week. Paid subscribers get early access to the audio, and they get the (mostly-correct) written version below. I don’t want to give too much away, but there will be talk of Italian restaurants, monkeys in shearling coats, The Dress, dog poop, degeneracy, Pompeii, and insect egg sacs on eyelids.)