Hedging Against the Apocalypse

(As the US plays “how many Russian soldiers can we help kill before the nukes start flying?”, this would seem like a good time to give my views on “prepping.” As you might expect, my take will be very different from what you’ve seen from others. I don’t want to give too much away, but there will be talk of weaponized slime mold, tiger attacks, Tito’s, DJI drone warlords, impromptu amputations, and journeying to the great beyond. This is a paid-subscriber-only post, because only those who make it rain fiat deserve my thoughts on finding shelter in the storm.)